If you dumb shits want me to blog, you’re gonna have to speak up. I get a couple comments and then nothing. I know keyboards are hard to master and mouse clicks are an absolute pain in the ass, but goddam.
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That’s okay. It’s lonely at the top. I knew that back at my stupid government [...]

Which is why I’m glad I work inside. Always have. Weld your shit, dig your trenches, paint your houses, bitch about the heat. Whatever. I have a legitimate bitch. It’s about people who think cooked beef isn’t pink. Get a clue. Prod me and maybe,  just maybe, I’ll release the rant of a bunch of [...]

As I write this, Casey has finished Day 1 and will be playing Day 2 tomorrow (or in a few hours, actually). The rest of us knuckleheads busted out already. Because there are so many entrants in these $1000 events, they split Day 1 into two actual days. Day 1A was Saturday. Day 1B was [...]

Chris and I arrived today (Thursday) after making pretty much record time. I don’t think I’ve ever done the drive here so fast. I think we made it in seven hours and boy did I have to piss when we got here. But, no. No pissing yet. Chris needs a fucking beer. It’s 11:30 am [...]

Chris wants me to talk about our trip. And all I can think about, with a beer in my hand and my tables all closed out, is the biggest pot I’ve ever won online.
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Our trip. First, I’d like to say I’m damn glad Chris is going to Vegas. He’s been an inspiration to my poker [...]

Fuck you. Throw me under the bus, motherfucker. How am I doing?
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roflmao
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cocksucker.
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Onaflag…………

Holy Monkeys! I got a comment from, like, the most famous person I know. If SplitSuit wants me to post, then goddamit, ima fucking post.
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First, the team is going well. Split does a superb job keeping us all happy. Okay, that’s kinda not true. He couldn’t keep Chris’ girl from leaving him. And now that [...]

Sorry for the lack of updates. I guess I get kind of unmotivated when the only comments I get are spam. I should get a plugin to curtail that shit, but I’m waiting until I get the free trial of Viagra first, the loan application approved for this cool credit offer, a response from some [...]

We had our 2nd to last WSOP tourney last Saturday. I’m now in 2nd place and we are awarding 5 seats to the $1000 event the last week of June. I’m guaranteed a seat. How do I know that? I just know. There is absolutely no way I can be dropped down to 6th place [...]

I suppose I could throw a bone to those interested. I hate talking about results, but I know there are a lot of people concerned about me. This is a graph of my last 43,000 hands.
The variance in this game sucks, but in the end, it is indeed beatable. And beatable for a good amount [...]