Which is why I’m glad I work inside. Always have. Weld your shit, dig your trenches, paint your houses, bitch about the heat. Whatever. I have a legitimate bitch. It’s about people who think cooked beef isn’t pink. Get a clue. Prod me and maybe,  just maybe, I’ll release the rant of a bunch of pussies at an upscale Las Vegas restaurant. It sits in ‘pending’ mode because I just can’t bring myself to offend so many people in one post.

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I’ll just say this: when a plate is 500 fucking degrees and the meat on it is splattering, it is cooking. If you slice it down the middle, you just interrupted the cooking process. And its red in there. Duh. Blame is on the restaurant, but a little common sense could have averted an uncomfortable situation. Personally, best goddam steak I ever had.

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The WSOP trip ended well. I did indeed get to introduce Chris to SplitSuit. We sat around a sushi filled table playing Chinese poker for a few hours. The food was fabulous, and since I was paying I demanded nothing but full bellies. Imagine my surprise when Split picked up the tab. Fuck me runnin’. How embarrassing is that to be ordering all the good shit thinking you’re being the nice bastard for once?

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On a scale of 1-100 with 100 being severely embarrassed, I’d rate it a 1. hahahahaha…….. We’re gonna do that again….. good times, good conversation, good people. freelz.

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Back in shittown, the grind is going well. Live poker is cool, but online poker is where the money is. Not that live isn’t profitable or anything like that, it is, it’s just the fact that I have more money on my computer screens at risk than I do playing live and get 500 hands per hour as opposed to 2. Sometimes it really feels like that when dumb fucks get all hollywood and take five minutes to fold. I’ll save that rant for another day.

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I’ve fallen into a groove that I like. I haven’t played on PokerStars or Tilt for a while. I’m playing 100NL on a smaller site called ……

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YeahRightDotCom.

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Like I’d tell you where the fish are. No fucking way. Are you nuts? These people call all the way to the river with Ace high. They’ll call you down with anything. Except when you flop a full house. They sense that shit and fold before the action gets to them. They’re smart like that.

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Other shit going on….hmmmm….lemme think…..went on a three day hike in Yosemite. It kicked my ass as usual, but was a total and complete blast. I’ve gone completely Paleo with my eating habits inspired by my daughter, Michelle. I thought parents were supposed to teach kids how to eat. Boy, was I wrong or what? Don’t know what Paleo is? Google it you lazy fuck.

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That is all.

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Onaflag…………..