Chris wants me to talk about our trip. And all I can think about, with a beer in my hand and my tables all closed out, is the biggest pot I’ve ever won online.

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Our trip. First, I’d like to say I’m damn glad Chris is going to Vegas. He’s been an inspiration to my poker career and quite possibly the one person who unknowingly convinced me to go pro. We’ve got a lot of work to do, buddy, but we’ll make it.

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We’ll leave for Vegas on the 24th which is really late night June 23rd for you normal stiffs. We’ll be checked in before noon on the 24th. We’ll hang, check shit out, and hit the tables. I’m hoping to introduce my coach and life mentor SplitSuit to Chris. We’ll see if that works out. Chris would certainly benefit from a ‘get together’ and based on past results, I’d be down a few buy-ins, but that’s cool.

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The other league fucks that accidently won seats, like Casey, for example, can suck my shlong while they play that bullshit in the pit that gets them ‘free’ nights at Bally’s. Free my ass, bitch. Whatever. I love how dumbasses ( not Casey BTW) (mofo could put a azz whoopin’ on me) think they get ‘free shit’ from….ahh nevermind…the iq of the readers of this blog would never get it anyway, that dumbass Casey included.

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Yeah, that means you.

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So, basically, me and Chris gonna kick some major KoonDingee at the cash tables. Stay sway. Very far away. Imperial Palace is MINE bitch.

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Oh, and, goddam, fuck you high limit fucks that think online poker sucks….you know who you are….I just dragged a $402 pot. Biggest pot I’ve ever dragged online. Yaaaaaay me!

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Onaflag………..