Holy Monkeys! I got a comment from, like, the most famous person I know. If SplitSuit wants me to post, then goddamit, ima fucking post.

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First, the team is going well. Split does a superb job keeping us all happy. Okay, that’s kinda not true. He couldn’t keep Chris’ girl from leaving him. And now that she’s gone, he hasn’t done anything to make her go back. Forget that he doesn’t know her, live in the same state, or specialize in relationships. He’s our mentor goddamit and should at least provide Chris with a clone or something. How fucking hard can it be? Not only that, but Scott has had KK cracked by AA like everytime he gets it this month (okay, that’s not a crack, but w/e), and can’t NOT get set over setted, outflushed, rivered, turned, or somehow otherwise fucked by the so-called ‘random-number-generator’ lol. Split can’t pick up the phone and fix that shit? wtf? I’m really starting to wonder.

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He does have some saving grace. Some. The man knows how to play poker. Not only does he know how to play poker, the man knows how to teach you how to play poker. Call me a nut-hugger if you want (he is kinda cute), but you WISH you had access to one of the premier poker minds of this industry. You don’t cuz you suck and I don’t. Alright, that’s enough gushy bullshit. Look him up. His rates are more than fair.

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Actually, fuck that, I’ll charge half. Look me up. hahahahahahha

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The garden is planted. Well, most of it. I’ll post some pictures…someday. There’s nothing too wacko like last year, but there’s still time, so who knows? I planted a pretty standard variety this summer: zuchini (two types, both asian), two lettuces (both asian), korean peppers (gochu), onions, parilla, cantelope, watermelons (big ass 25lb’ers), corn (new kind of red), tomatoes (a few different types), cucumbers (american this year), squash (but not the boring ass stuff everybody plants), some other kind of melon, beans (yellow and green), all kinds of peppers from sweet to hot to fucking hot, and two or three other things I can’t remember right now.

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Sunny got a Shih Tzu. I got a headache.

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Poker is going well. One week left on the month. Thank the Lord above for rakeback. lol. Don’t worry Split, ima create another ‘V’ that’ll make you all proud and shit.

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Peace

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