So it’s September 1st and I didn’t blog the entire month of August. That was intentional. I wanted to see how many people would die from lack of updates. The test results are in and astonishingly no one died. Some came close, but no hearts actually stopped beating. Bummer, cuz I can think of a [...]

If you dumb shits want me to blog, you’re gonna have to speak up. I get a couple comments and then nothing. I know keyboards are hard to master and mouse clicks are an absolute pain in the ass, but goddam.
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That’s okay. It’s lonely at the top. I knew that back at my stupid government [...]

Which is why I’m glad I work inside. Always have. Weld your shit, dig your trenches, paint your houses, bitch about the heat. Whatever. I have a legitimate bitch. It’s about people who think cooked beef isn’t pink. Get a clue. Prod me and maybe,  just maybe, I’ll release the rant of a bunch of [...]

As I write this, Casey has finished Day 1 and will be playing Day 2 tomorrow (or in a few hours, actually). The rest of us knuckleheads busted out already. Because there are so many entrants in these $1000 events, they split Day 1 into two actual days. Day 1A was Saturday. Day 1B was [...]

Chris and I arrived today (Thursday) after making pretty much record time. I don’t think I’ve ever done the drive here so fast. I think we made it in seven hours and boy did I have to piss when we got here. But, no. No pissing yet. Chris needs a fucking beer. It’s 11:30 am [...]

Chris wants me to talk about our trip. And all I can think about, with a beer in my hand and my tables all closed out, is the biggest pot I’ve ever won online.
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Our trip. First, I’d like to say I’m damn glad Chris is going to Vegas. He’s been an inspiration to my poker [...]

Fuck you. Throw me under the bus, motherfucker. How am I doing?
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roflmao
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cocksucker.
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Onaflag…………

Holy Monkeys! I got a comment from, like, the most famous person I know. If SplitSuit wants me to post, then goddamit, ima fucking post.
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First, the team is going well. Split does a superb job keeping us all happy. Okay, that’s kinda not true. He couldn’t keep Chris’ girl from leaving him. And now that [...]

Sorry for the lack of updates. I guess I get kind of unmotivated when the only comments I get are spam. I should get a plugin to curtail that shit, but I’m waiting until I get the free trial of Viagra first, the loan application approved for this cool credit offer, a response from some [...]

We had our 2nd to last WSOP tourney last Saturday. I’m now in 2nd place and we are awarding 5 seats to the $1000 event the last week of June. I’m guaranteed a seat. How do I know that? I just know. There is absolutely no way I can be dropped down to 6th place [...]